Deb On the Rocks (Her EntreCard Says "LapDance"

I found Deb on the Rocks one night while I was out cruising the blogosphere on EntreCard, bringing home the best bedtime entertainment for my Roxiticus Desperate Housewives Readers.

While some of my regular readers spend a good deal of their time ROFL (rolling on the floor, laughing), Deb on the Rocks actually "took me there" with her Night-Night Story for the Jolie-Pitt Children. Go there. Wake your kids up now! Read it to them. Good family fun.

(Still not sleepy? Yes, I'll bring you a glass of water, and you can also hear another story: A Night-night Fairytale for Suri Cruise. And after that? Lights Out! I mean it!)


July 22nd update: Henceforth, Deb would like to be known as a "mythical hobbit." By the power of the Genies' magical lamp vested in me, I hereby grant her wish.

Lady Java: The Blogger Who Never Sleeps

Lady Java, another terrific BlogExplosion discovery, is one of the friendliest and most prolific (or blogalific, if you will) bloggers in the blogosphere. Her secret to getting everything done is that she nevah evah sleeps...she just pours herself cup after cup of that hot java and delivers her Midnight Magic (and cheerful comments) around the blogosphere. Lady Java's Lounge is where you'll find LJ's ramblings on daily living, home, family, health, love, beauty, shopping and product reviews.

Lady Java's Life Pages are where LJ feels free to let go and be herself. It's a blog revolving around her life, daily activities, special events, love and relationships. Enjoy!


LJ also has a blog about her six furry kitties, but I am so highly allergic to cats that I'd be sneezing while I blogged if I posted a picture, so....just a link to Cat Tales.

Nooice! Buffy's Blog from DownUndah

Buffy's Blog is one woman's opinion on love, life and the male species. Buffy blogs about her life DownUndah and the people in it...from her family and friends to her work at SexyAds. She discusses things that make her happy and issues that "urk" her. You'll find Buffy to be honest, frequently funny and at times blunt.

I found Buffy's Blog while surfing the blogosphere via EntreCard, and dragged her with me into SocialSpark, who promptly declined her dirty dirty blog due to content of an adult nature. Go ahead, click the picture, there's nothing on Buffy's Blog you won't enjoy!

Hey...Nice Blog! Captured By Gravity

"We're all captured by gravity on a planet we must share. Unless you're an astronaut. Or an angel. Or an alien. Or a celebrity with a really good dealer... but I digress...."

When I was in college, my friend Heather liked to say, "There's a little bit of lesbian in each and every one of us." I didn't agree, claiming that I am a gay man in a woman's body. I'm afraid my friend Lynette thinks I was making a veiled reference to favorite...um...positions....but that would be both inaccurate and too much information. I just find that gay men appreciate the same qualities I appreciate in men. As proof positive, for the gay man in all of us, there's Captured by Gravity, with new eye candy posts at least one a week.

Captured by Gravity eye candy headlines include:

• "Hey...Nice Laptop!"
• "Hey...Nice Lawn!"
• "Hey...Nice Rock!"
• "I Spy...A Pencil Sharpener!"
• "Hey...Nice Phone Book!"
• "Hey...Nice Sandbox!"

The best part is, Mo, the owner of Captured by Gravity, gets paid for advertising links to all the key words!

We are captured!

Mariuca: Wishing On A Falling Star

Mariuca, a blogger who has befriended me through BlogExplosion, is the friendliest and most popular blogger in the blogosphere. Technorati shows 1,001 links to Mariuca, but that is only the tip of the iceberg.

Mariuca's blog, Wishing On A Falling Star, revolves around the ups and downs of her life as a freelance copywriter working from home. She has three adorable cats and loves collecting perfumes & daydreaming! Mariuca writes about anything under the sun. From hobbies and food to love and life, Mariuca has it all.


I have some really good news for Mariuca on the value of her blog (of course, the Roxiticus Desperate Housewives think Mariuca is priceless):

My blog is worth $644,140.14.
How much is your blog worth?

Tricia's Musings: A Nurse. A Wife. Living the Fun Social Life.

Another BlogExplosion favorite, Tricia of Tricia's Musings, says she has two mottos:
1. Live life to the fullest; and
2. Don’t have any regrets.

Tricia is married to a wonderful man, and works as an ER nurse. She enjoys her garden, good music, photography, cooking great meals and having a good time with friends, and adores reptiles. She has lots of other blogs about all of those interests, except perhaps the reptiles.

Tricia's Musings covers a number of topics:

• Living with Herps - aka Reptiles and Amphibians;
• Life in Toronto;
• Her neighbors' fascination with all things Tricia does!
• The hustle and bustle of the big city;
• Work;
• Events in the Emergency Department;
• State of Health Care in Ontario;
• Hobbies and Interests;
• My Garden;
• Music (her husband is a musician)
• Photography
• And Tricia's rambling random thoughts

Visitors to Tricia's blog will get an insight into how her mind works. Tricia warns that this might turn out to be very interesting, or very very boring, but I've found something entertaining every time I've zoomed in for a visit. Tricia has been off work for several months now due to illness, and doesn’t get out all that much, but she and her husband have a lot of friends and relatives who pop in for a visit from time to time and that keeps life interesting. Tricia claims that her husband is always doing something interesting or strange and that gives her a lot of material to work with on Tricia's Musings. Oh, and Tricia's neighbors? They are friendly, nosy, and sometimes do strange things - again, more material.

Roxiticus Desperate Housewives (Parental Guidance Suggested)

My first blog, started in August 2005, is Roxiticus Desperate Housewives:

Former disc jockey, current investment banker and mother-of-two coming to you from the Roxiticus Valley to report the quirks and sexual peccadilloes of the neighboring desperate housewives, or whatever else the milkman may have delivered this morning. Recently added, a directory of the Best of the Roxiticus Valley: Best of Mendham, NJ; Best of Bernardsville, NJ; Best of Chester, NJ; Best of Peapack-Gladstone, NJ; Best of Far Hills, NJ; Best of Morris County, NJ.